Isis Recruiting Office, Bradford. How may I help?
Yes. Hello.I want to go to Syria
I see. And what's your name?
Mohamed. Mohammed Mohammed Expresso Fayeed
That's a bit different mate. What's with the Expresso bit?
I work in a coffee bar in Bradford
Well, OK, but you might have to drop the Expresso bit if you go to Syria. So anyhow, what do you want to know?