Week 04-09-15 Archive

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BE NICE CORPORAL

THE CHIEF OF THE ARMY, GENERAL SIR NICHOLAS CARTER, WANTS A CRACK DOWN ON BULLYING AND PARTICULARLY BY NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICERS

What did you say, Private Jones?

mumble, mumble, mumble

Private Jones, stop sucking your thumb. What are you trying to say?

I said 'I want my mummy' Sergeant

Why do you want your mummy. I mean, why do you want your mother

'cause the Corporal has been nasty to me

And what has the Corporal done?

He's a nasty man. He shouty at me this morning

And why did he shouty...........I mean, why did he shout at you?

'cause I hadn't made my beddy up properly

And why hadn't you made your................oh, I give up. Why hadn't you made your beddy up properly?

'cause that's what my Mummy does. And she brings me tea and biccys first

So would you feel better if the Corporal brings you tea and biccys in the morning?

Yes, I would Sergeant. But I still want my Mummy if he's going to be shouty at me


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