BE NICE CORPORAL
THE CHIEF OF THE ARMY, GENERAL SIR NICHOLAS CARTER, WANTS A CRACK DOWN ON BULLYING AND PARTICULARLY BY NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICERS
What did you say, Private Jones?
mumble, mumble, mumble
Private Jones, stop sucking your thumb. What are you trying to say?
I said 'I want my mummy' Sergeant
Why do you want your mummy. I mean, why do you want your mother
'cause the Corporal has been nasty to me
And what has the Corporal done?
He's a nasty man. He shouty at me this morning
And why did he shouty...........I mean, why did he shout at you?
'cause I hadn't made my beddy up properly
And why hadn't you made your................oh, I give up. Why hadn't you made your beddy up properly?
'cause that's what my Mummy does. And she brings me tea and biccys first
So would you feel better if the Corporal brings you tea and biccys in the morning?
Yes, I would Sergeant. But I still want my Mummy if he's going to be shouty at me