Rossetta Mission Control from Rubber Duck. I suppose you think that was funny?
Ferchrisakes Rubber Duck. You're on open channel. Anyone could hear you, and you're supposed to be unmanned. Go to the Philae closed channel
Alright, alright. Switched.
Rubber Duck from Rossetta. That's better. So what should we think is funny?
Getting bounced around like that. That first bounce was about 500 k's and it took me 4 hours to get back
Well, its hardly our fault Rubber Duck. Why didn't you use the harpoons?
I did use the harpoons but just a tad late as I was noshing my sandwiches at the time of impact. And as the world is going to find out soon that I am on board, why not use my real name
What, Percy James Cody Entwhistle. Are you kidding? And do you really think the world is going to believe that we have a man on board your fridge sized comet lander until we actually tell them?
Well, its got to come out soon
Yes, we know that. Anyhow, are you alright
Look mate, being the sole survivor of the Lancaster and District 2003 dwarf throwing championships, you don't think a little old bounce in space is going to worry me, do you?
No, point taken
And tell my Mum I'm ok. And contact the Society for the Vertically Challenged and tell them its the little people for Mars next. And send down some more sandwiches
OK short arse
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