Week 15-04-15 Archive

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Double your money

Some news of a wonderful opportunity to double your money if you are cashing in your pension pot

A Nigerian chap has a large amount of dosh he is anxious to get out of the country

It is all perfectly legal. It seems the new Government there is about to make a move on him, claiming the cash it actually theirs. Quite preposterous, obviously

He has publicly denied that his wealth has anything to do with any defence contracts, and says that rumours that the Nigerian 14th Armoured Infantry Brigade does not actually exist are Government propaganda to cover up the fact that the entire unit of 9000 men has gone AWOL

Anyhow, this chap is offering to double - yes, double - any amount you get from your pension draw down once it is in your bank

All he asks is that you send him full details of your account and he'll match you 1 for 1

He'll actually deposit much more. You just withdraw the balance in cash and give it to his agent who will call round to collect

His agent, by the way, is a former Miss Nigeria who will be happy to demonstrate his gratitude as an additional bonus for your help

Simply email Bon Chance Charlie of Lagos and you'll be quids in

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A SERIOUS WARNING

By the way. For all loyal readers of this column (and you are growing in numbers weekly!) a teenzy weenzy spot of serious advice

If you are thinking of cashing in part or all of your pension then read up on the DEPRIVATION OF CAPITAL legislation. Just Google those 3 words and you may change your mind