OUT OF STEP
THREE FEMALE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL AIR FORCE HAVE BEEN PAID £100,000 COMPENSATION EACH FOR ALLEGED INJURIES TO THEIR PELVIC FRAMES AFTER BEING FORCED TO MARCH AT THE SAME SPEED AS THEIR MALE COLLEAGUES.
"Get in step, Airwoman Barnes
Don't you shout at me like that Sergeant, or I'll cry
None of that old crap, Airwomen. Get in step. You're buggering up my parade
I've only got little legs Sergeant, and I can't keep up with these great big strong men
Well open up those little legs of yours Airwoman
Ooh you are a one Sergeant. I'm going to tell my Mum on you"