Week 25-11-13 Archive

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OUT OF STEP

THREE FEMALE MEMBERS OF THE ROYAL AIR FORCE HAVE BEEN PAID 100,000 COMPENSATION EACH FOR ALLEGED INJURIES TO THEIR PELVIC FRAMES AFTER BEING FORCED TO MARCH AT THE SAME SPEED AS THEIR MALE COLLEAGUES.

"Get in step, Airwoman Barnes

Don't you shout at me like that Sergeant, or I'll cry

None of that old crap, Airwomen. Get in step. You're buggering up my parade

I've only got little legs Sergeant, and I can't keep up with these great big strong men

Well open up those little legs of yours Airwoman

Ooh you are a one Sergeant. I'm going to tell my Mum on you"