Week 28-03-15 Archive

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GOOD LUCK MATE

Good luck to good old Good Luck Jonathan, top honcho in Nigeria, where the elections are in full swing

Its not that this writer has any political axe to grind but there are fascinating aspects

The thing is, how the hell does anyone take seriously a chap with a name like that, who runs around in a hat more commonly associated with the likes of Epsom bookies and which is two or three sizes too small for him?

Other African leaders, with exotic names such as Canaan BANANA or the unfortunately often mispronounced Ndamanini SITHOLE, managed to get ahead sporting less eye catching head gear

And where are all the voters coming from anyhow?

Most Nigerians seem to be far too busy glued to their computers persuading gullible Westerners to let them lodge a million bucks in their bank accounts, simply in return for the account details

Or, they're living in London

Anyhow, in the land of the Niger, may the best man win. And Jonathan old sport. If the election all goes tits up, I can quite possibly help get you an internship with Paddy Power


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BAD LUCK MATE

STOP PRESS. Tuesday 31st March 2015 - Muhammadu Buhari wins Nigerian Presidential election. In an unusual departure for Nigerian politics, where election results usually end in all out war, outgoing President Good Luck Jonathan congratulated his successor immediately the result came in, wishing him every success.

WELL, GOOD LUCK YOURSELF GOOD LUCK

I GUESS THAT'S THAT

IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD

DITCH THE HAT

AS FOR THE NAME, IT WOULDN'T HURT

IF YOU CHANGED TO SOMETHING SHORT

HOW ABOUT BERT?


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